Is your mate full of sh!t? Sugar coat it and give it back to them

We've combined two of our favourite things into one awesome package: tasty cakes and slagging your mates. Turn their sh*t-eating grin into a cake-eating scowl with these thoughtful, heart-felt atrocities.This site is not for the faint of heart (or for under 18’s, sorry kids) and we actively promote the use of inventive language and dark-hearted banter. Oh, and we f*cking love cake.

Sweeten those bitter life moments -with cake!

We serve it up real mean. But all from a place of fun. Banter, not bullying

GO CAKE YOURSELF

Make your own kit

EAT YOUR ART OUT

Supporting local artists

4 WAY CAKE

With 4 individual cake design

CUSTOM CAKETASTROPHE

Bespoke and done just how you want it

SCREENPRINT

Screen print stylings for your own personal touch

DIRTY DOZEN CUPCAKES

Our famous polished turds

GRAFEATTI CAKE

Airspray designs

BASIC BITCH

Low key life

Eat Your β€˜Art Out...!

Eat Your ‘Art Out is our way of bringing some awesome shit to your table! Our band of fellow savages include street artists, comic book illustrators and more.. It’s a celebration of diversity, quirky designs and shit hot talent.

Each sale includes a small fee which goes directly to the artist for creating such wicked designs. Browse the gallery, smash the order button and Eat Your β€˜Art Out!

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