WE LOVE WHAT WE DO
This site is not for the faint of heart (or for under 18’s, sorry kids) and we actively promote the use of inventive language and dark-hearted banter. Oh, and we f*cking love cake.
Our MasterBaker is a stealthy creature and in addition to baking and making horrible jokes, we offer anonymous deliveries to your intended recipient at a time and place of your choosing. Office, home, bars, park benches, parties, jail….
This is not your average bakery and no, we’re not doing your f*cking wedding cake.