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Our Philosophy

Not so f*cking friendly at all

WE LOVE WHAT WE DO

This site is not for the faint of heart (or for under 18’s, sorry kids) and we actively promote the use of inventive language and dark-hearted banter.  Oh, and we f*cking love cake.

Our MasterBaker is a stealthy creature and in addition to baking and making horrible jokes, we offer anonymous deliveries to your intended  recipient at a time and place of your choosing.  Office, home, bars, park benches, parties, jail….

This is not your average bakery and no, we’re not doing your f*cking wedding cake.

 

OUR PHILOSOPHY

F*ck Racism

F*ck Homophobia

F*ck Hate Speech

No Orders for or to under 18's

No Threats/Intimidation

Tasty Cakes

Do it for the laughs

#BanterNotBullying

Support local businesses and the community

Dont f*ck the planet

Inclusivity

GET IN TOUCH

Have a squint at the gallery for some ideas of the f*cked up sh*t we make then go ahead, ruin someone’s day!